Sunday, April 14, 2019

Joke of The Day

When devil meets Satan

I mistakenly sent #1000 card to a
wrong number.😕😕😕😩😩😩
After realizing this, I calmed
down & sent this text
message:
"Hello Dear, I hope you got the
membership welcome card to call the people you want to sacrifice to our Satanism Church...
That is just the beginning of the
richest life you are about to
start living.
We are having a meeting tonight
whereby we will slaughter
3 people in celebration of the
start of this month. Lets meet
tonight at 1am at YOUR PLACE.
If you are not interested kindly
send the card back to this
number otherwise welcome to
our Church. See you tonight."
10 Minutes later, I got a message
saying "send another 1000, my friend is also
interested''.
I fainted, people are so broke
these days...